Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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