I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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