whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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