is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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