these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
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