the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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