You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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