he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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