I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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