She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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