Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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