hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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