North Korea, Best Korea!
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Randomize
