the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We were destined to go to rehab together
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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