Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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