hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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