I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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