Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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