I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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