Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I could have mohawked her pubes.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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