The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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