I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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