yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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