You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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