So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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