Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
