my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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