im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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