you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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