Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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