that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
that is very illegal...i love you.
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