Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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