More tranny stories later!
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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