Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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