I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Randomize
