I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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