Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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