We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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