if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
if only i could text you this smell
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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