Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Everything about him screamed your future.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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