Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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