Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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