BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
