I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
where are you?
Hypothermia
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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