apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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