just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
