Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize