We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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