We're facebook friends in real life
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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