i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
be right there i have to get my cape
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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