it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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