Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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