You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
